If Disney Villains Were Beautiful
growing up means you stop being scared of the bad guy
and start wanting to have sex with them
Jafar though… daaaaamn boy
“You’re going to die normal”
yeah or a caR CRASH BECAUSE DEAN NEVER LOOKS AT THE GODDAMN ROAD
Ironically, the one time there was a car accident it was Sam driving
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
bold move to make a rock pun. boulder move to call someone out.
A different kind of Cinderella
SUPERNATURAL STARTED OUT AS TWO BOYS LOOKING FOR THEIR DAD AND NOW THIS
fucking winchesters they’ll pour a glass of water and accidentally start the second Great Flood
Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.
WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE
*whispers* am i the only person who doesn’t ship eleven and clara
when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him
Do you ever think about the word ‘can’t’
Like, when you say, “Why can’t you get me some ice cream?”
You’re really saying, “Why can not you get me some ice cream?”
How have I gone through my entire life as a writer and not realized this
I had a similar epiphany with “Don’t you dare” being “Do not you dare.”
English is weird.
Forever grateful that English is my first language.
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
The Hunger Games:
Dedicates half a chapter to legs shaving, kills Finnick in half a sentence.
Isn’t that how life is, though? We can waste countless minutes stressing and focusing our attention on meaningless things while in an infinitesimal fraction of that time a life can be taken.
Whoa girl. Too deep for me.
This is the roman numeral for 10:
This is 10
in a box.
This made my entire week
“There’s a man called the Doctor who lives on a
cloud in the sky and he keeps the bad dreams away.
But he lost all his friends and now he is so very lonely.”
Inspired by the new Trailer, done with watercolors!
I am sorry for the bad quality, it was too huge for my scanner.